- David Nolan: What exactly took Little John?
- Robin Hood: We didn't get a good look - some manner of beast with wings.
- Emma Swan: That sounds a lot like the monster that attacked me in New York.
- Hook: You mean the monster you were gonna marry?
- [Emma shoots Hook a look of "Did you have to mention that?"]
- David Nolan: You were gonna marry someone?
- Hook: Did you just miss the part where I said "monster"?
- Snow White: Well, it's the Wicked Witch. She has flying monkeys. Who knows what else?
- Evil Queen: I don't care if the Lollipop Guild is protecting her.
- Evil Queen: You were right. The sleeping curse wasn't the answer. As you said, I just needed to find something to live for.
- Robin Hood: And you found it? What?
- Evil Queen: The one thing I haven't had in a very long time. Someone to destroy.
- Mary Margaret Blanchard: [Trying to explain her background with Emma to Henry] We were cellmates.
- Henry Mills: Really? What were you in for?
- Mary Margaret Blanchard: Banditry.
- Evil Queen: I think we know exactly who's taking up residence in our castle. The Wicked Witch.
- Grumpy: We talking East or West?
- Snow White: Does it matter? Neither one sounds good.
- Grumpy: Well, one you drop a house on, the other you toss a bucket of water at.
- David Nolan: [after Little John becomes a flying monkey] What the hell was that thing?
- Dr. Whale: Don't look at me. I'm a doctor, not a vet.
- Wicked Witch: I'm your sister... Actually, half-sister, but, details, details.
- Evil Queen: That's not possible. You're... green.
- Wicked Witch: And you're rude.
- Emma Swan: What if we are running the wrong con?
- Regina Mills: I'm sorry. I'm not well versed in cons. Unlike you, I never spent time in prison.
- [last lines]
- Mr. Gold: [singing] You feed the madness, and it feeds on you. You feed the madness, and it feeds on you. You feed the madness, and it feeds on you.
- Wicked Witch: I'm going to take everything away from you.
- Evil Queen: Too late. I've already lost everything that matters.
- Wicked Witch: No, Regina, you haven't lost anything yet.
- [the Evil Queen is planning to use a sleeping curse on herself]
- Robin Hood: We all get a second chance, Regina. You just have to open your eyes to see it.
- Evil Queen: It's too bad mine will be closed.
- Regina Mills: I didn't cast that curse, if that's what you're thinking
- Emma Swan: The thought did cross my mind.
- Regina Mills: Why would I do this? Why would I erase an entire year of my life?
- Emma Swan: Maybe it was a bad year for you.
- Robin Hood: Despite the fact that neither of us likes it, I owe you a debt.
- Evil Queen: Why is that?
- Robin Hood: Even though that winged beast wasn't after Roland, he still could have hurt my son. You saved him.
- Evil Queen: Hm. Who knew a thief had honor?
- Robin Hood: Who knew an evil queen had a soft spot for children?
- Mary Margaret Blanchard: They are being turned into flying monkeys?
- Hook: Yes, he took a simian form with a pair of wings.
- Mary Margaret Blanchard: Did you think this is what happened to the missing dwarves, too?
- David Nolan: It would explain why we haven't found any traces of them.
- Emma Swan: And Neal?
- David Nolan: No sign of him, either. So, yeah, it's possible.
- Emma Swan: Wouldn't be the first flying monkey I've dated.
- [Little John tries to shoot a turkey with a modern-day crossbow, but misses]
- Robin Hood: [laughs] Only missed by a feather's length. Seems that bow *has* improved your aim.