Rocky and Bullwinkle (2014)

Robert Cait: Boris

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• Boris : Is more genius then usual! Do i control it by linking to it with some plug in my cerebral cortex?

  Fearless Leader : Uh yeah we were going to do that but... we had some budget cuts.

• Narrator : Is this the end of Bullwinkle J.Moose's bachelor days? Will Rocky the flying squirrel save his friend in time?

  Boris : Will i ever go to normal toilet again?

  Narrator : Tune in next time for Another Fine Moose You've Gotten Me Into or The Man In The Iron Moose!

• Boris : Pay no attention to the man in the Moose's butt!

  Rocky : Boris Badanov! I might have known!

  Natasha : Not so fast Squirrel!

  Rocky : And Natasha! You're trying to kill Moose and Squirrel!

  Natasha : En Garde!

• Boris : Oh boy here we go again.

• Boris : I always cry at weddings Now let's change to kill Moose and Squirrel!

• Fearless Leader : For more then 50 years we have struggled and failed. We've used every means in our power with nothing to show for it but pain and humiliation. And yet our mission continues. That mission is kill Moose and Squirrel! Well it's no more Mr. Nice Guy!

  Natasha : But Fearless Leader.

  Boris : Ahem hello? Fearless Leader why must we kill Moose and Squirrel? What about all those years of pain and humiliation?

  Fearless Leader : Too be honest i haven't had that much pain and humiliation. Yours the ones of the field my life's been pretty sweet. I went to see U2 last week and those guys have still got it.

  Natasha : But Fearless Leader we have tried everything. Dynamite, scorpions dynamite tied to scorpions.

  Boris : Painting tunnels on sides of buildings.

  Fearless Leader : But guess what? I put my evil genius mind to work and at last i have the answer. To catch Moose you must become moose! I give you the lady moose-bot a perfect killing machine and irresistible to Moose! Badanov you will control the moose-bot then when they least expect it you will kill Moose and Squirrel!

• Boris : Who is keeping bowling ball in here?

  Crowd : Yay!

  Boris : All right is enough! Hope your honeymoon is a blast! laughs I owe you one parachute. Signed Fearless Leader. Oh boy.

• Narrator : True no one was hurt except of course...

  Boris : Ha! It will take more then that to do in Boris Badanov! Me and my big mouth.

• Boris : No No No No No! Aaaagh!

• Boris : Oh boy. Here we go again.