- Julia Williams: Well, say goodbye to London. What did you guys think of it?
- Jack Card: Good women, better liquor.
- Jack Card: I came here to find a 5'7" french girl with a schoolgirl fetish who wants to get some extra credit from her new English Teacher.
- Daniel Tao: If we were pandas, would you enjoy saving the species tonight?
- Barcelona Tourist #2: I'd rather go extinct.
- Daniel Tao: Somewhere along the way, I realized I needed to appreciate life instead of letting it pass by. We didn't have to travel halfway around the world to have amazing adventures, we just need to go out and find it for ourselves.