- Sister Jane Ingalls: "Jealosy is as fierce as the grave"--Song of Solomon.
- Piper Chapman: Toni Morrison?
- Sister Jane Ingalls: The Bible, Sweetie.
- Sister Jane Ingalls: You got furlough, Chapman?
- Piper Chapman: I did.
- Sister Jane Ingalls: I've been in the Catholic Church a lot of years, and this is my first honest-to-goodness miracle.