- Monk #1: Our order has lived here for centuries. We have everything we need - shelter, a well, a toilet...
- Monk #2: I thought that was the toilet.
- Debbie: And what about food? You're starving!
- Monk #1: The truth sustains us.
- Monk #2: And crisps.
- Monk #3: Oh yes.
- Monk #1: But we ate them all. It was Brother Anthony's half-birthday.
- Brother Anthony: I'm old and forgetful, but at least I'm not old and forgetful.