The Mindy Project (TV Series)

Sk8er Man (2013)

Mindy Kaling: Mindy Lahiri

Quotes 

• Mindy Lahiri : My body is very attracted to your body, but when you speak my brain gets angry.

• Graham : Oh, it's bear claw! Yeah! How did you find me?

  Mindy Lahiri : I went to all the loser-iest places I could find Every tattoo parlor, every comic book store, every marijuana dispensary All to find you. Anyway, I wanted to know if the offer still stands to take me out.

  Mindy Lahiri : That ship has sailed.

  Mindy Lahiri : Okay.

  Graham : I'm just kidding. I literally have nothing to do.

• Mindy Lahiri : Look, you are beautiful and charismatic, but I'm a woman of science and you are man of non-sci... Nonsense, actually. So this isn't gonna work out. Although, I would've loved to have had sex with you but once.

  Graham : Yeah, I kinda thought this was gonna end in a four-way.

  Mindy Lahiri : Ugh.

  Graham : Three-way?

  Danny Castellano : What?

  Graham : Two-way?

  Mary : [shakes head] 

  Graham : One-way it is. Good-bye, Mindy. Pergilah dalam damai.

  [rips off pants and skates away] 

  Mindy Lahiri : Oh, bother.

• Graham : Hey, that was such an interesting exchange of ideas. You know what we should do? We should get high.

  Mindy Lahiri : You know what, Graham? I think that's gonna have to be good night. My body is very attracted to your body, but when you speak, my brain gets angry.

  Graham : Okay, but you're still coming over, right? Get our bronze medal at the Winter Sex Games.

  Mindy Lahiri : What are you talking about! What about this evening would make you think that I would do that? And why would we only get a bronze?