- [the Davenport teens want to take the ex-soldiers on a field trip]
- Donald Davenport: Forget it. They're not ready to socialize with the general population yet.
- Chase Davenport: Well... yeah, but neither is Adam and we still let him out of HIS cage.
- Adam Davenport: Stop talkin' about me like I'm an animal. Hey, I'm hungry. Is it almost feeding time?
- Adam Davenport: Luckily for me, I'm bionic, so I don't have a gag reflex.
- Bree Davenport: We're ALL bionic and, yes, you do.
- Adam Davenport: No, I don't.
- [Adam suddenly gags on his protein recovery bar]
- Adam Davenport: Whoa! Yes, I do.
- Bree Davenport: Guys, these kids have no social skills because they've been completely isolated from the real world. They have no idea what it's like to be normal.
- Leo Dooley: Ah, yes. I remember YOUR first days out of the lab. So young. So naive. You needed a strong hand to guide you.
- Bree Davenport: Yeah... but all we got was you.
- Chase Davenport: I mean, if you hadn't let us go to Mission Creek High, we'd still be clueless shut-ins.
- Adam Davenport: Look at us now, living isolated on a remote island. We've come so far.
- Donald Davenport: Where are Adam, Bree and Chase?
- Leo Dooley: Uh, they're... d'uh... snorkeling. Believe it or not, there's a little coral reef you didn't destroy when you built this monstrosity.
- Bree Davenport: Wait. Are-are you wearing... olive oil?
- Leo Dooley: What a man does with his imported oils is his own business.
- Donald Davenport: [caught prancing around in Chase's uniform] How long have you been standing there?
- Leo Dooley: Long enough to be horrified.