- Jackie Joyner-Kersee: Write off Challoweenukah as a noble failure like the American jury system or MySpace.
- Amber Weaver: Reggie, what do I always say?
- Reggie Jackson: Take your finger out of your nose, Reggie. It's disgusting.
- Jackie Joyner-Kersee: What is a miracle?
- Larry Bird: A miracle is an unexpected, completely extraordinary event that occurs when you least expect it.
- Jackie Joyner-Kersee: Oh, like when we found out we were pregnant with Dick.
- Larry Bird: No. That was an accident.
- Dick Butkus: Hey, guys. I'm sitting right here.
- Jackie Joyner-Kersee: [hugs Reggie] You were planned.
- Dick Butkus: [gives evil eye]