Supernatural (TV Series)

Rock and a Hard Place (2013)

Jensen Ackles: Dean Winchester

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• Dean Winchester : But when you get down to it, what's the big deal? Sure, there's the touching and the feeling all of each other, my hands everywhere, tracing every inch of her body. The two of us moving together, pressing, pulling, grinding, and then you hit that sweet spot and everything just builds, builds and builds until it all just...

  [Makes explosion noise] 

  Dean Winchester : ... But the whole thing was just a little too sticky.

• Suzy Lee : Sam. What brought you here to reclaim your virginity?

  Sam Winchester : Well. I guess it's because every- woman I've- ever- had relations with, uh, it- hasn't- ended well.

  Dean Winchester : [big grin]  He ain't lyin'.

  [chuckles] 

• Suzy Lee : You're not like... the other guys in town, are you? You're kind of a... bad boy.

  Dean Winchester : I don't know. Why don't you ask me that in Spanish?

  Suzy Lee : ¿Eres un chico malo?

  Dean Winchester : Si.

• Dean Winchester : Has anybody talked to the victims' families?

  Sheriff Jody Mills : Next on my list.

  Dean Winchester : You said that they were all part of the same church?

  Sheriff Jody Mills : Mm-hmm.

  Dean Winchester : Ready to get your worship on?

• Sam Winchester : "Purity pledge"?

  Bonnie Fuschau : It's a commitment to your virginity.

  Dean Winchester : [Gives Sam a look]  I don't think we can really un-ring that bell. You know what I mean?

  Bonnie Fuschau : Oh. I see. Well... If you just ask for God's forgiveness for your sins and make a new vow of chastity, well, then, you'll be born again as a virgin in his eyes.

  Dean Winchester : So, you just hit the "virginity do-over" button, and all is good with the man upstairs?

  Bonnie Fuschau : [Sternly]  It's not a button. And this isn't just a piece of paper. I mean, this is your clean slate, your chance to be a virgin until marriage.

  Dean Winchester : Well, you had me at "clean slate"" Let's do this.

  [Him and Sam sign papers] 

  Bonnie Fuschau : [Takes them smiling]  Congratulations, Sam and Dean Winchester. You are both virgins.

• Sam Winchester : Maybe angels harvesting vessels? Could be a Buddy Boyle type thing.

  Sheriff Jody Mills : Wh-- angels? You're joking.

  Dean Winchester : Don't get your pants on fire. They suck.

• Sam Winchester : Wee bit of an over-share, Dean?

  Dean Winchester : I was purifying.

• Dean Winchester : Nobody in Hartford knows?

  Suzy Lee : Yeah, what am I supposed to say? "Oh, yeah, hey, I used to be a porn star. Let's pray"?

  Dean Winchester : Well... They do not appreciate you. I mean, the things you can do... the scene with the tacos.

• Dean Winchester : Guess who's taking the teacher home. "Research".

  Sam Winchester : You really think you're gonna hit that? Dean, she's the chastity counselor.

  Dean Winchester : [Smirks]  Yeah, I know.