The Inbetweeners 2 (2014)

Simon Bird: Will McKenzie

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• Will McKenzie : Playing the guitar badly, wearing beads, talking about 'one love' and pretending you are friends with Central American villagers - who, by the way, despise you - before heading back to your parents five-bedroomed house in Surrey, doesn't make you a spiritual person, it makes you a bell-end.

  Ben : I think you're right about his song, Katie.

  Will McKenzie : Oh, fuck off, Ben! You don't believe in 'song lines' any more than I do. It's just a way for you to seem interesting to girls because deep down you know you're boring and pretentious like your stupid fucking dreadlocks. Which, by the way, always look embarrassing on white people. They're not countercultural, they actually scream 'Oh, I've got a trust fund!' so get a normal haircut, you unbearable prick.

• Will McKenzie : Meanwhile, I was chasing a girl I had recently fingered to sleep.

• Neil Sutherland : There's something I always wanted to know too.

  Will McKenzie , Simon Cooper , Jay Cartwright : What is it?

  Neil Sutherland : How long after a poo do you have to wait before you can have sex?

  Will McKenzie : Please don't let this be my last thought.

  Neil Sutherland : Because I never found out.

• Will McKenzie : Chasing a girl around Australia isn't romantic, it's extreme stalking.