Drunktown's Finest (2014)

Jeremiah Bitsui: Luther SickBoy Maryboy

Quotes 

• Luther SickBoy Maryboy : Why's Max wearing jewlery?

  Karah : When I get a medicine man, he's going to do a puberty ceremony on her.

  Luther SickBoy Maryboy : What? When did this happen?

  Karah : I would've told you if you weren't so busy running around punching cops.

  Luther SickBoy Maryboy : I'm just saying. I mean, can't this just wait until I get out of basic...

  Karah : No! No, she just had her first period. It has to happen within four days of that.

  Luther SickBoy Maryboy : Whoa. Way too much information.

• Hipster : Hypothetically speaking, if you were gonna rob someone, which gun would you use?

  Luther SickBoy Maryboy : Hypothetically speaking? If I'm robbing a warehouse, a gun's a fucking gun. Hell, I could jack them with your squirt gun. What I'm worried about is the police. Getting caught in a shoot-out. Now most cops carry a standard issue Glock. Each shot requires a longer and harder trigger pull. It's like a built in fail-safe to cut down on officer shootings and shit. And knowing that, I'd want something with a faster trigger. I'd wanna pop off 10 to 15 rounds in the time it takes their Glock to do six. I'd go with a 1911. A-1, hands down.

  Hipster : Damn. You're going to fuck shit up in the Army, ain't you?

• Luther SickBoy Maryboy : When I was growing up, I used to think that being a drunk was just a part of life everyone went through.

  Felixia : What do you mean?

  Luther SickBoy Maryboy : I mean, first you were a kid, and then you hit puberty, then you became a drunk. And if you made it, you became an adult. So... here's to becoming adults and shit, and getting the fuck out of here.

  Felixia : Ditto.

• Harmon, John : First, a warrior must know how to fight for, protect those who cannot defend themselves. Army taught me this well. Learn how to fight, shoot, how to survive. But anybody can fight. It's the second part that's the hardest.

  Luther SickBoy Maryboy : What's that?

  Harmon, John : I say the mark of a true warrior is one who knows when to retreat.

• Julius : Now remember, the only way to get shit is to go out and take it, but you can't be afraid. You got to be willing to put yourself in harm's way.

  Luther SickBoy Maryboy : Like a soldier.

  Julius : No, fuck soldiers, man. Soldiers are for the Army. Soldiers take orders, they do what someone else tells them to do. You and me, us... we're warriors.

  [planning a robbery]