Schmoes Know (2008–2019)
Kristian Harloff: Self, Self - Host
Quotes
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Kristian Harloff : This movie has been remade a thousand times, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Like you said, they made one with Jessica Biel...
Mark Ellis : They had one with McConaughey. It was originally an independent film in the '70s.
Kristian Harloff : Well look, this one makes the one with McConaughey look like Zero Dark Thirty.
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[repeated line]
Kristian Harloff : It stoinks!
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Kristian Harloff : [about Hot Pursuit] It's atrocious on so many different levels. It's insulting to so many, to the people involved, to the people who are watching this movie; I can't believe how bad it was. It makes The Other Woman look like Ex Machina.
