The Night Before Easter (2014)
Eric Wyatt: Riley
Quotes
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Dante : Why do I listen to you?
Riley : Because, my friend, when we're charged with saving the world from the forces of evil, you, you are going to be my sidekick, big guy!
Dante : [Scoffs] You couldn't save a kitten from a tree! Plus, superheroes need money, too.
Riley : [to Melissa, off screen] He's got a point.
Dante : Can you imagine Batman pulling that grappling shit with an overdraft?
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Kyle : This whole thing tonight feels a little weird, y'know? I was trying to tell Kelly earlier about it, but, y'know, she was in her own little world.
Dante : [to Riley] What's he yammering about?
Kyle : [to Dante] You did see the news earlier, right?
Riley : [to Kyle] Dude...
Kyle : What? I know!
Dante : What? I don't watch the news.
Riley : Alex Sykes. The, uh, Easter Bunny guy.
Dante : Aw, bullshit. That never happened.
Riley : No, it happened. It was on a night... Just like tonight.
Dante : Put a sock in it.
Kyle : You do know what he did, don't you?
Riley : Yeah, yeah, he escaped this morning. He's like a Houdini of serial killers.
Dante : Now he's watching and waiting, yeah, yeah. What are the odds he'll show up here, anyway?
Kyle : Dude, it was all over the news!
Dante : If you two are afraid that some sad sack in a bunny costume is gonna come here and kill us all, why'd you even come?
Riley : Free drinks?