The Night Before Easter (2014)

Michael Seragon: Kyle

Quotes 

• Kyle : This whole thing tonight feels a little weird, y'know? I was trying to tell Kelly earlier about it, but, y'know, she was in her own little world.

  Dante : [to Riley]  What's he yammering about?

  Kyle : [to Dante]  You did see the news earlier, right?

  Riley : [to Kyle]  Dude...

  Kyle : What? I know!

  Dante : What? I don't watch the news.

  Riley : Alex Sykes. The, uh, Easter Bunny guy.

  Dante : Aw, bullshit. That never happened.

  Riley : No, it happened. It was on a night... Just like tonight.

  Dante : Put a sock in it.

  Kyle : You do know what he did, don't you?

  Riley : Yeah, yeah, he escaped this morning. He's like a Houdini of serial killers.

  Dante : Now he's watching and waiting, yeah, yeah. What are the odds he'll show up here, anyway?

  Kyle : Dude, it was all over the news!

  Dante : If you two are afraid that some sad sack in a bunny costume is gonna come here and kill us all, why'd you even come?

  Riley : Free drinks?