Unforgettable (TV Series)

Incognito (2013)

Dylan Walsh: Al Burns

Quotes 

• Carrie Wells : Al, you are my hero!

  Al Burns : I'm gonna put that on a t-shirt.

  Joanne Webster : Why exactly the two of you aren't doing it is beyond me.

• Eliot Delson : They've got 5 million in cash from the Four Aces Casino in Toronto, close 8 miljon in German bear bonds from a bank in San Francisco and half a ton of Rhino horns from a wharehouse in Pretoria

  Carrie Wells : You know contrary to popular believe Rhino horns are actually NOT an aphrodisiac, in case anyone was wondering

  Al Burns : Now I am wondering.

• Carrie Wells : Killborn: the Man, the Myth, the Legend!

  Al Burns : Mostly the myth since nobody has seen this guy

  Carrie Wells : Maybe he is not real, maybe he is a ghost

  Cherie Rollins-Murray : Ghosts don't end up at the top of the FBI's Most Wanted list.

• Eliot Delson : Kilborn runs his jobs from behind the scenes. He never gets his hands dirty. That's why nobody know his identity.

  Cherie Rollins-Murray : Well, nobody alive knows his identity. The RCMP busted a member of Kilborn's crew in Toronto. Guy confirmed he was on the team, that's all. Got shivved in prison two days later.

  Carrie Wells : Kilborn kills to stay invisible.

  Eliot Delson : We got chatter that says Kilborn's next score is here in Manhattan. He may be on the FBI's Most Wanted list, but he's on our turf.

  Al Burns : So we make sure this is his last job.

  Cherie Rollins-Murray : What's the target?

  Eliot Delson : That's your job to find out.

  Al Burns : Without knowing what he looks like or what he's after. Eliot, we're good, but not that good.

  Carrie Wells : I'm that good.

• Al Burns : She's probably changed her appearance. No match so far. Jay, you got any more photos for us?

  Jay Lee : Uploading now. You know, Carrie, she kind of looks like you. Though Eve's auricles are asymmetric.

  Carrie Wells : You been admiring my auricles, Jay? Well, that's nice to know. You noticed my eyes.

  Jay Lee : Auricles are earlobes. You forget to turn your memory on this morning?

  Carrie Wells : I remember everything, Jay, I don't know everything. Although now I know you like my earlobes, which is kind of kinky.

• Al Burns : I've seen your work, Eve. That armored truck job could send you away for a long time.

  Eve Steele : I liked you better as a sleazebag.

• Carrie Wells : Look, Eve, we're going to the Alcazar Hotel with or without your cooperation.

  Al Burns : We have ways of protecting you.

  Eve Steele : [amused, but derisive, laugh]  From Kilborn? Don't flatter yourself. Prison, witness protection, a monastery in Tibet, he will find me.

  Carrie Wells : Well, then I guess your only hope of staying alive is to help us catch him before he catches you.

• Al Burns : Undercover? You can't go undercover. We don't even know who you'll be working with.

  Carrie Wells : That's the point. Nobody on Kilborn's crew knows each other. I show up at that hotel room, I'm Eve.

  Al Burns : That's risky, even for us.

  Carrie Wells : Okay, Al, you know I can do this. I can. Tell me I'm wrong.

  Eliot Delson : [approaching]  I hope you're not wrong. I hired you to be right.

• Al Burns : You know who we're dealing with. Anything goes wrong, you won't see it coming.

  Carrie Wells : That's what I have you for.

• Al Burns : This is for you.

  Carrie Wells : A barrette? That's not my style.

  Al Burns : It's Eve's style.

  Carrie Wells : Okay, but no one wears barrettes anymore.

  Al Burns : Jay loaded a transmitter in there - it's got GPS, too - so we can follow and listen in on all you're doing.

• Al Burns : You sure you want to do this?

  Carrie Wells : Yeah. I've always been good at role-playing, in case you forgot.

  Al Burns : Believe me, I've tried to.

  Carrie Wells : Why? You make a very sexy pirate.

• [last lines] 

  Al Burns : It's gonna be nice having Carrie Wells back.

  Carrie Wells : Oh, I don't know. I'm gonna kind of miss Pearl. Bad girls have all the fun.

  Al Burns : I knew you'd enjoy being on the other side of a heist for once.

  Carrie Wells : For once? Think this is the first bank I've robbed?

  Al Burns : Give me a date. Just a date.

  Carrie Wells : So you can look it up?

  Al Burns : So I can arrest you.

  Carrie Wells : I dare ya.

  Al Burns : You know, when you dare me, you always end up buying me a drink.

  Carrie Wells : You want a drink?

  Al Burns : Sure.

  Carrie Wells : Why didn't you say so? I'll buy you a... I'll buy you two.

• Eve Steele : Look, I don't know much. Honest.

  Al Burns : Have you worked for him before?

  Eve Steele : I've never met him. He's a real cryptic kind of guy.

  Carrie Wells : But you knew enough to get instructions at the bus depot, right?

  Eve Steele : That message directs me to the first meet-up. Kilborn only gives crumbs of information through the job. You never get the whole pie.

  Al Burns : When were you supposed to meet him?

  Eve Steele : I don't think he shows 'till we divvy up the score.

  Carrie Wells : Oh, that way, no one can finger him if the job goes south. You get any other instructions?

  Eve Steele : Just not to share any personal information with any of the other crew members.

  Al Burns : You can't rat out the others 'cause none of you know each other's identity. Smart.

  Carrie Wells : [getting an idea]  Or not so smart.

• Carrie Wells : I'm going undercover on Kilborn's crew, as Eve.

  Eliot Delson : Who says, exactly?

  Carrie Wells : We say. Listen. Kilborn's crew is made up completely of strangers. I show up at that hotel room, I am Eve.

  Eliot Delson : Yeah, but what about Kilborn? He'll know; he hired her. You'll be dead the minute you show up.

  Carrie Wells : No, no. All of our intel says Kilborn doesn't show up until the payoff. I can handle myself. I can. Besides, I even look... kind of like Eve. Eliot, you want Kilborn, this is the best way.

  Eliot Delson : So, you agree?

  Al Burns : No, I don't.

  Carrie Wells : [quietly]  What?

  Al Burns : You don't look like Eve. You're much better-looking.

  Carrie Wells : Aw.