Bill (I) (2015)
Simon Farnaby: Earl of Croydon, Juan Domingo, Sausage, Dmitri Alexandrovitch, Fur Seller
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Quotes
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Earl of Croydon : Now I have to write a fantastic play, or some homicidal maniac will cut my head off!
Ian : Well, report him to the Queen!
Earl of Croydon : I'm talking about the Queen!
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Earl of Croydon : [after seeing the run through of Bill's original play] Oh God, I'm dead!
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Juan Domingo : [Responding to the on stage arrival of Bill] What the Hell?
Earl of Croydon : What the Hell?
King Phillip II of Spain : What the Hell?
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Earl of Croydon : That poor, sexy woman!
