- Caleb Rivers: [after fellow passenger Miranda mooched snacks] Sorry, I didn't pack a picnic. I wasn't expecting to be on this bus.
- Miranda Collins: Yeah, me neither, I had to change in Harrisburg. This freak on the last one was so annoying. He kept telling me he looked like Ryan Gosling in certain light.
- [shakes her head]
- Miranda Collins: And I'm like, "Dude, carry that light with you, because in this light, you look like Shrek."
- Aria Montgomery: There's something seriously weird going on in this town.
- Spencer Hastings: Uh, gee, you think? They're using headstones for bar-stools.
- Hanna Marin: Ali was the one who told us about that blonde twin that stabbed her sister.
- Aria Montgomery: Can we not tell ghost stories while we're walking through a graveyard?
- Hanna Marin: [as her new friend looks at the coffins] Miranda, come on! No time for window shopping!
- Spencer Hastings: One of us knows how to change a tire, right?
- Emily Fields: And you're looking at me 'cause I'm gay?
- Aria Montgomery: No,
- [shrugs]
- Aria Montgomery: you just happen to be the sporty one.
- Hanna Marin: Well, I can't run from the enemy. This girdle is cutting off my air supply.
- Spencer Hastings: It's a corset.
- Hanna Marin: It's torture! People actually wore this crap? I'm never complaining again about a sports bra.
- Emily Fields: Wait! I can't do this!
- Spencer Hastings: Emily, we have to get to Alison before A does. We can't back off.
- Emily Fields: It's not A that I'm scared of. I don't know if I'm ready to see Alison.
- Aria Montgomery: Em, we already have.
- Hanna Marin: [old gravestones] Man, people have been croaking in this town a long time.
- Spencer Hastings: It happens.