The Neighbors (TV Series)
Family Conference (2013)
Clara Mamet: Amber Weaver
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Quotes
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Debbie Weaver : Heaven forbid someone should touch you. When you were a baby you used to let me touch you all day long.
Amber Weaver : What other options did I have? I was a baby!
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Jane : I'm Jane. I'm here to claim Reggie Jackson for all of time. And you are?
Amber Weaver : Going to gouge out your dimples with my thumbs.
Debbie Weaver : You go for the face, I'll take her out at the knees.
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Amber Weaver : Just to be clear, I object to everything that's happening here, but I'm curious as to what sort of weirdness is going down so I'm rolling with it.
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Amber Weaver : Reggie and I were best friends for a year and now we're dating, but we don't even hold hands because I don't really think he knows how.
Reggie Jackson : It just seems like a weird thing to hold!
Amber Weaver : And also, he keeps talking about me putting a little Mickey Mantle in his belly, which totally freaks me out, and he has a soul mate who isn't me, and that freaks me out even more.
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Amber Weaver : My mom is like 100 years old and totally useless. She's like dial-up Internet. I mean, it takes four hours for her to get to the point and even then it sounds like "Krrrrrrrrrrrrrk."
