The Almighty Johnsons (TV Series)

Typical Auckland God (2013)

Geoff Dolan: Derrick Hansen

Quotes 

• Derrick Hansen : How could you let them, my Lord?

  Axl Johnson : Put you to bed and tidy your room?

  Derrick Hansen : Let them into my house? Who knows what indignities they've performed upon me! My mortal enemies!

• Derrick Hansen : Turn that homo music off, ya poofs!

  Kerry : It's art, you barbarian!

  Derrick Hansen : Sounds like someone fuckin' a goat!

  Kerry : You'd know all about that sort of thing, wouldn't you?

  Derrick Hansen : Aw, Fuck you!

  [hammer flies past Kerry and embeds itself into his house] 

  Derrick Hansen : You can stick your invitation up your arse! Probably enjoy it!

• Derrick Hansen : My Lord, SMITE the sodomites!

• Derrick Hansen : You don't get it, do ya? We don't belong on this earth, none of us. It hates us, it abhors us being here. We turn everything bad.