- Dawn: Do you want to be seen as a serious candidate or as a rich playboy having a laugh?
- Colin Gunderson: I presume there's no middle ground.
- Colin Gunderson: I have a raging hard-on that is both pleasurable and painful - and it's not for you, Anders.
- Anders Johnson: For Dawn? Are you serious?
- Colin Gunderson: And when she tells us off, that feels like a spanking. You feel that?
- Anders Johnson: No.
- Colin Gunderson: Really? Is that a jellyfish or a dick in your trousers?
- Michelle: Turns out another of the many things I'm good at is finding builders and motivating them to do my bidding.
- Mike Johnson: Mm. Through fear.
- Michelle: Fear, cleavage, few tears about how my boyfriend abandoned me mid-renovation.
- Colin Gunderson: Can I ask you a question?
- Anders Johnson: Sure.
- Colin Gunderson: If you could only ever use one sexual position for the rest of your life, which one would you choose?
- Michelle: What's happened?
- Anders Johnson: Ty broke Colin's arm.
- Ty Johnson: It was Anders' idea.
- Michelle: Why isn't there champagne?
- Mike Johnson: We Johnsons will always defeat a loser like you.
- Colin Gunderson: [laughs] Good luck with that.
- Mike Johnson: Oh, it's going to happen.
- Colin Gunderson: I bet it won't.
- Mike Johnson: [smiling] And I accept.
- Colin Gunderson: Accept what?
- Mike Johnson: Your offer to play.
- Colin Gunderson: Play what?
- Mike Johnson: The game that we're playing now.
- Colin Gunderson: What game?
- Mike Johnson: The bet, which is an invitation to a challenge. A challenge being a game. You just turned it into a game and I accepted.
- Colin Gunderson: There is no game.
- Mike Johnson: Oh, you know there is.
- Colin Gunderson: There is no game!
- Mike Johnson: You, Loki, want to destroy my family. I, Ullr, said I would stop you. You bet that I wouldn't. You entered into a game. I accepted. It's game on.