The Almighty Johnsons (TV Series)

The Asparagus Is Kicking In (2013)

Dean O'Gorman: Anders Johnson

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• Colin Gunderson : I have a raging hard-on that is both pleasurable and painful - and it's not for you, Anders.

  Anders Johnson : For Dawn? Are you serious?

  Colin Gunderson : And when she tells us off, that feels like a spanking. You feel that?

  Anders Johnson : No.

  Colin Gunderson : Really? Is that a jellyfish or a dick in your trousers?

• Colin Gunderson : Can I ask you a question?

  Anders Johnson : Sure.

  Colin Gunderson : If you could only ever use one sexual position for the rest of your life, which one would you choose?

• Michelle : What's happened?

  Anders Johnson : Ty broke Colin's arm.

  Ty Johnson : It was Anders' idea.

  Michelle : Why isn't there champagne?