- C-3PO: I was afraid that he'd say that.
- Mace Windu: Could Master Plo Koon be the Sith Lord?
- Yoda: Him? No, never.
- [R2-D2 bleeps]
- Lindo Calrissian: [as Yoda and Mace Windu pull out their lightsabers] Just kidding, I got your distress call. The name's Calrissian. Lindo Calrissian. And this is my son, Lando.
- Count Dooku: [to Darth Sidious] We have retrieved the Kaiburr crystals from the padawans' lightsabers and have combined them back into one all powerful crystal.
- [General Grievous takes crystals and puts them all together, making one crystal]
- Count Dooku: And now we are ready to create your new weapons, my master.
- Darth Sidious: [as a hologram] Excellent work, Count Dooku.
- [General Grievous coughs]
- Darth Sidious: ... And you, General Grievous.
- General Grievous: What, did you think I coughed because I was mad at you for not praising me? I... was just coughing. I cough all the time.
- [pretends to cough]
- General Grievous: See?
- Darth Sidious: Oh, just get to work!
- C-3PO: [knocks on Jabba's door] This could be a terrible mistake.
- C-3PO: [to Lindo Calrissian as a hologram] Master Yoda, we've had a dreadful time, we barely escaped from Tatooine and... wait a minute, you're not Yoda! What have you done with Yoda? Have you kidnapped him? Oh, you beast!
- Lindo Calrissian: I think this droid could use a refreshing beverage.
- Yoda: 3PO, why go to Tatooine, did you?
- C-3PO: Master Yoda, you're safe!
- [looks at Lando Calrissian, Mace Windu, and R2-D2 dancing]
- C-3PO: Is this some sort of party? Um, my question first answer!
- C-3PO: Well, it's rather a long story...
- Bobby: [pushes C-3PO out of way and appears on the hologram] A talking robot took our lightsabers so we had to get them back from the bad guys but somebody stole the crystals and now they don't work!
- Yoda: Ugh!
- C-3PO: Well, I wouldn't put it quite like that, but yes, and that just about covers it.
- Count Dooku: Nothing can stop us now!
- Yoda: [he, Mace Windu, and R2-D2 walk into room as Count Dooku prepares the lightsaber crystal] Fast so not, Dooku!
- Count Dooku: Master Yoda, we meet again...
- [ignites lightsaber]
- Count Dooku: ... again.
- Yoda: Fail, your evil plot is.
- General Grievous: [laughs and ignites lightsabers] Failed, it is not!
- [wields lightsabers]
- Yoda: Talk like that, only I do!
- [fights Grievous, who falls off the bridge, while Yoda jumps over to Dooku]
- Yoda: Always lose, evil will!
- Mace Windu: [jumps in front of Yoda and fights Dooku] Feel the righteous power of the Jedi!
- Yoda: Not finished yet, I was!
- Count Dooku: [fights Mace Windu more] Purple lightsaber, nice.
- Mace Windu: Hey, thanks for noticing!
- Yoda: Green, what's wrong with?
- [Dooku kicks Windu and is about to destroy him with his lightsaber, but Yoda lifts him up using the Force and throws him, which knocks the crystal over, which stops the cloning system]
- Count Dooku: My cloning system!
- [Windu and Yoda use the Force to destroy the cloning system]
- Yoda: [jumps over to Dooku and points his lightsaber at him] Ended, your evil quest is, Dooku.
- Mace Windu: In your face, Dark Side! The Jedi have ally more powerful than all your crystals put together!
- [Dooku unnoticeably uses the Force to make the crystal clone more]
- Mace Windu: And that's the power of good!
- [Yoda sees a clone preparing to fight and Dooku makes a look]
- Mace Windu: Heh heh! Yeah, you're darn right you should be scared! Because...
- [Jek-14 the clone breaks out of his cage and Windu turns around]
- Mace Windu: ... uh-oh.
- Jek-14: I am ready to fight...
- [uses electricity arm to have clothes on]
- Jek-14: ... for the Sith!
- Count Dooku: Clone, attack!
- [Jek-14 attacks Yoda and Windu with electricity arm]