- 'Beansy' Cota: [watching an episode of "Mister Ed" in a hotel room with Dixon] See? Right there! I think they're using a wire to pull his lips up... Pretty sure this ain't real.
- Deputy Dixon Lamb: I taught my mare a few words. Hello. Howdy. Pretty bird.
- 'Beansy' Cota: You got a horse that says "pretty bird"?