- Laszlo Cravensworth: What are those vehicles called that are all brightly colored? Very jolly.
- Nandor: Oh... You mean chariots, dragging the corpses of your vanquished foes.
- Charmaine Rinaldi: We call them "floats."
- Nandor: Yeah. The corpses float also.
- Laszlo Cravensworth: Well, how high can you fly?
- Nandor: Outer space.
- Laszlo Cravensworth: Write that down. Maybe not write that down, on the account of it being... bullshit.
- Nandor: [as Sean runs for comptroller] Typically, in a situation such as this, the best move is to identify your opponents and then slaughter them in their sleep.
- Sean Rinaldi: Yeah, yeah, I wish, but, uh, no, we just got to get the most votes.