- Vinnie Terrio: Hmm. Howled at any moons lately?
- Zoe Trent: And what's wrong with that? I like to get a good howl on now and again.
- Zoe Trent: Penny Ling, Penny Ling, Penny Ling! Why aren't you gone? I said your name three times. Penny Ling is your name, isn't it?
- Russell Ferguson: Zoe has a point. Canines are actually distant relatives of the wolf. If anyone might be a werewolf, it'd be Zoe.
- Whittany Biskit: This is my bathroom. Just like everything else in this house.
- Blythe Baxter: Everything else in this house is your bathroom?
- Russell Ferguson: [Stomach growling] Whoo! I need to cut back on the kibble.
- Zoe Trent: [later]
- [Stomach growling]
- Zoe Trent: Oh, Russell's right about that kibble.
- Mrs. Twombly: What's in that unusually large bag, Blythe?
- Blythe Baxter: Flyers for Fisher Biskit's open house.
- Mrs. Twombly: [sneakily] Fisher Biskit!
- Blythe Baxter: Did you say something, Mrs. Twombly?
- Mrs. Twombly: Just wondering what was in the bag is all.
- Blythe Baxter: It looks like Fisher Biskit is...
- [first lines]
- Mrs. Twombly: You've got 30 seconds left. 29 seconds, and you will be mine, all mine! Mwah! I love you already.
- [Baby talk]
- Mrs. Twombly: Oh, you're the best part of a door. You know that, don't you? I can't wait to hold you in my hand and turn you! Five, four, three, two... Whoo-hoo-whee! Whoo-hoo-hoo! Yeah, baby!
- [Computer beeps]
- Mrs. Twombly: I've been outbid. I've been outbid? Ah! I've been outbid! Who would do that to me? Who snatched my little round darling right out from under me?
- [Gasp]
- Mrs. Twombly: Fisher Biskit! NOOOOOOOOOO!
- Russell Ferguson: Hedge-wolf? Let me get this straight. You think I'm a lycanthrope?
- Vinnie Terrio: No, we think you're a werewolf!
- Russell Ferguson: Vinnie, a lycanthrope is the technical name for a were- Oh, forget it.