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2/10
For God's sake, watch something else
BandSAboutMovies29 December 2023
Warning: Spoilers
This is based on the game Fiendish Thieves, which is described as Home Alone meets Frankenstein. They say it's "filled with lots of laughs and slapstick humor. You choose the actions of the bungling burglars who search an abandoned warehouse for a rare vintage pocket watch, and the obsessed film fan munching on snacks watching the events unfold.

From what I can see from this video that was posted on Steam, the game is pretty much the same as the movie.

It's directed and written by Nick Box, who also has Amityville Tea Bag, Amityville Elevator and Amityville Job Interview coming out next year. I don't know how much longer I can keep up this pact with a demon to watch every Amityville movie, because this one is as painful as they get. It may also be the tenth Amityville movie where Shawn C. Phillips sits on a couch in front of his DVD collection and just yells about nothing while watching a Frankenstein movie that mainly consists of the monster getting shocked for what seems like five minutes non-stop to the point that I thought that my internet was screwed up.
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1/10
One for the trash pile
kbtoys10025 February 2024
In a sea of abysmal gutter trash Amityville films, Amityville Frankenstein tries very seriously to be at the bottom of the barrel.

Based on a game where two dumb burglars search a warehouse for a watch, they knew they didn't have enough for a film there so they got Shaun C Phillips to record himself rambling on before watching a horror show on tv that is the burglars. Then Frankenstein gets electrocuted for several minutes but does nothing. Then the next show comes on which is literally just a fat dude grunting with a belt on his fingers while some guy drinks coffee and watches for 10 minutes.

Just like the worst film in this 'series', the abysmal Amityville Hex, there was literally zero care or effort put into this. These a holes just wanted enough runtime to put it up on Tubi. The hack director has three more coming out. God help us.
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