- Chloe: I just don't see how two people in love can ever say cruel things to each other.
- Freddie Thornhill: [pointing to Stuart] I was saying the same thing just the other day to that piece of shit down there.
- Freddie Thornhill: My glass is empty, Stuart. Why is that?
- Stuart Bixby: I don't know, I'm not a waiter.
- Freddie Thornhill: You're not? Because you were one when I met you!
- Chloe: It's so inspiring that you both have been together for so long. How do you do it?
- Freddie Thornhill: Well, I mostly attribute it to the fact that he won't leave.
- Stuart Bixby: Freddie's scared he's never going to work again. There, how does that feel?
- Freddie Thornhill: I never said such a thing, and you swore you'd never mention it!
- Freddie Thornhill: You're lucky you're straight, Ash, otherwise you get one of these women who latch on to you for decades and never let go.
- Ash Weston: But you love her?
- Freddie Thornhill: Yes... we LIKE her.