Mark Pellegrino: Virgil Poe

Quotes 

• Joelle : What am I, chopped liver?

  Virgil Poe : No, baby, you are the finest cut. Prime rib.

  Joelle : Meat metaphors. Now there's a way to a girl's heart.

• Virgil Poe : As my uncle Luther, who died changing the oil under his '62 Plymouth Fury with suicide doors, used to say... you can't fix stupid, but you can divorce it.

• Grace Poe : He didn't was his hair. You didn't wash your fuckin' hair.

  Virgil Poe : I combed it though. You saw me comb it, didn't you, Joelle.

  Joelle : I did see him comb his hair. With a fork.

  Virgil Poe : Actually, it was a spork.