- [Just found out Auntie Yeti died]
- Olu: [to Abishola's mother Ebun] I'm so sorry about your sister.
- Bob: Wait, you two are sisters, isn't she *your* sister too?
- Olu: No, she was my cousin.
- Bob: Ooooh. I don't understand.
- Abishola: Mummy and Auntie Olu have the same daddy. Mummy and Auntie Yeti have the same mummy. Mummy and Auntie Olu's daddy was related to Auntie Yeti's daddy.
- Bob: Maybe you could draw it up like a football play.
- Dottie: It's not that hard. A couple has Baby Yeti, then for some reason the dad is out of the picture, I'm figuring maybe he cheated, or he has a secret separate family... Or, no, that's allowed over there...
- Olu: He died of a staph infection.
- Tunde: But he did have a secret second family.
- Dottie: So mom marries into a happy harem, spits out Ebun, one of the other wives drops an Olu, and ta-da!
- Abishola: Now do you understand?
- Bob: No, I just regret asking.
- Dele: I just learned more about my family in 5 minutes than I have in 15 years!