Shola Adewusi: Olu

Quotes 

• [Just found out Auntie Yeti died] 

  Olu : [to Abishola's mother Ebun]  I'm so sorry about your sister.

  Bob : Wait, you two are sisters, isn't she *your* sister too?

  Olu : No, she was my cousin.

  Bob : Ooooh. I don't understand.

  Abishola : Mummy and Auntie Olu have the same daddy. Mummy and Auntie Yeti have the same mummy. Mummy and Auntie Olu's daddy was related to Auntie Yeti's daddy.

  Bob : Maybe you could draw it up like a football play.

  Dottie : It's not that hard. A couple has Baby Yeti, then for some reason the dad is out of the picture, I'm figuring maybe he cheated, or he has a secret separate family... Or, no, that's allowed over there...

  Olu : He died of a staph infection.

  Tunde : But he did have a secret second family.

  Dottie : So mom marries into a happy harem, spits out Ebun, one of the other wives drops an Olu, and ta-da!

  Abishola : Now do you understand?

  Bob : No, I just regret asking.

  Dele : I just learned more about my family in 5 minutes than I have in 15 years!