Mortal Kombat 1 (2023 Video Game)

John Cena: Peacemaker

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• Quan Chi : You wish to fight me?

  Peacemaker : Not fight, beat senseless.

• Ermac : You are a buffoon, not a warrior.

  Peacemaker : You wanna insult me? Fine. Just use words I understand.

• Peacemaker : I told you, I want peace.

  General Shao : And you'll have it: when you're dead.

• Peacemaker : C'mon... That many souls, rubbing against each other inside you...

  Ermac : The dead do not have carnal needs.

• Peacemaker : You're a demon. How aren't you evil?

  Ashrah : Because I am the sum of my choices.

• Peacemaker : You're nuts if you think you scare me.

  General Shao : Are all from your realms so self-deluded?

• Peacemaker : B.F.D. So you make shit cold.

  Sub-Zero : Not cold. Frozen.

• Johnny Cage : The things I could do with your life story...

  Peacemaker : How about we make it a streaming series?

• Peacemaker : You're the first bangable monster chick I've met.

  Mileena : You think me a monster?

• Liu Kang : This is no time to smile.

  Peacemaker : Hell yeah, it is! "Fight a Fire God" is coming off my bucket list.

• Peacemaker : I've had shits take more effort than beating you will.

  Quan Chi : I will so enjoy killing you.

• Peacemaker : Aquaman? The Deep? What's with all the fish fuckers?

  Homelander : I really have no idea.

• Smoke : You fight for peace?

  Peacemaker : And I'll kill anyone I have to, to get it.

• Sub-Zero : Keep your nose out of my affairs.

  Peacemaker : Dude I'm gonna blow sticky green snot all over them.

• Peacemaker : Back off, Cape! I pack Kryptonite bullets.

  Omni-Man : Whatever "Kryptonite" is, it doesn't scare me.

• General Shao : You look at me strangely.

  Peacemaker : 'Cause I clocked that epic six pack you're rocking.

• Peacemaker : Other dudes from my universe have been here?

  Liu Kang : The worst was the Joker.

• Omni-Man : Aw shit. Did Cecil sent you after me?

  Peacemaker : Only if "Cecil" is code for Amanda Waller.

• Peacemaker : Sonic Boom!

• Peacemaker : Force field!

• Peacemaker : Torpedo!

• Peacemaker : Center mass.

• Peacemaker : Anti-Gravity!

• Geras : Childhood trauma does not justify ...

  Peacemaker : Zip it. I'm not here for therapy.

• Peacemaker : I'm gonna do this place a favor and kill your ass.

  Havik : [mocking laughter]  Good luck.

• Peacemaker : How did you get that fugly face?

  Havik : "Fugly"? What does that mean?

• Peacemaker : Too late to save the day, ya dickhead.

  Omni-Man : Who says I'm here to save anyone?

• Geras : You interfere with the timeline's progression.

  Peacemaker : I'm just trying to bring it peace.

• Peacemaker : You can't take me, pipsqueak.

  Shang Tsung : Pipsqueak? Pip-squeak?

• Peacemaker : You flooded a city? That is some serious supervillain shit.

  Rain : I will not be labeled by some helmeted halfwit!

• Peacemaker : Full disclosure, I don't believe in magic.

  Shang Tsung : Magic doesn't care what you believe.

• Peacemaker : Seriously. You want to eat me?

  Nitara : Idiot.

• Peacemaker : You want peace? I'm your man.

  Sindel : I find that highly implausible.

• Peacemaker : Your wife is smoking hot! I'd totally tap that.

  Scorpion : Show some respect, Peacemaker.

• Peacemaker : Fuck, this universe would be better off without you!

  Quan Chi : I'm going nowhere, Peacemaker.

• Peacemaker : I would've given my right arm to be raised by badass ninjas.

  Scorpion : The Lin Kuei are not ninjas.

• Peacemaker : I hate it when hot girls are evil.

  Nitara : I am *not* evil.

• Peacemaker : I'll take my helmet over your hat any day.

  Kung Lao : Then you *are* as dumb as you look.

• Peacemaker : I've never crossed paths with a movie star.

  Johnny Cage : I think you mean mega-star.

• Peacemaker : Y'know my usual m.o. is to kill gangsters.

  Kenshi : Good thing I'm not one anymore.

• Peacemaker : Are you sure about this? I mean, you are a cripple.

  Kenshi : Don't you *ever* call me that again.

• Peacemaker : I bet that hair can be lots of fun.

  Sindel : If you're flirting, you're failing.

• Peacemaker : I've never locked horns with a demon.

  Ashrah : Then there's no way you win this fight.

• Peacemaker : You and that Baraka dude must be related.

  Mileena : No, but we share the same affliction.

• Peacemaker : So did Liu Kang create my universe?

  Geras : Its origin remains a mystery.

• Peacemaker : Heard about your botched power play, Flub-Zero.

  Sub-Zero : You dare to insult me?

• Peacemaker : What the fuck? I can't fight a blind guy.

  Kenshi : Worried you'll lose?

• Peacemaker : Give me a week, and I'll have Sun Do pacified.

  Li Mei : Stay out of my city, Peacemaker.

• Peacemaker : Wanna end crime? Kill all the criminals.

  Li Mei : How are you such a simpleton?

• Peacemaker : I thought home was messed up. But this place?

  Liu Kang : Do not judge, lest ye be judged.

• Peacemaker : Now that's a face only a mother could love.

  Baraka : [snarls]  Are you trying to get yourself killed?

• Peacemaker : There's no me in this universe? That's all kinds of bullshit.

  Geras : There is very little resemblance between yours and ours.

• Peacemaker : What the hell's your story? Yikes.

  Baraka : No one's told you about Tarkatans?

• Peacemaker : You've got a twin? Now that would be fun.

  Kitana : What would be fun, Earthrealmer?

• Peacemaker : You Hollywood types are all soft and weak.

  Johnny Cage : The bullshit on the internet is rotting your brain.

• Peacemaker : Fans are for dancing, not fighting.

  Kitana : I've never heard a more dubious presumption.

• Peacemaker : Fists and feet are useless against guns.

  Kung Lao : Clearly you have not fought a Shaolin.

• Nitara : You make me hungry.

  Peacemaker : Of course I do, sweet cheeks.

• Mileena : Cease your drivel, or I will cease it for you.

  Peacemaker : Have I overly bent the royal ear?

• Peacemaker : Cage says I should call you Water Wielder.

  Rain : Only if you wish to be drowned.

• Peacemaker : [Peacemaker 1]  Face it. This is happening.

  Peacemaker : [Peacemaker 2]  Or maybe you're a bong-induced hallucination.

• Peacemaker : [Peacemaker 1]  On my world, Aquaman's a total poser.

  Peacemaker : [Peacemaker 2]  No way! So is mine!

• Peacemaker : What's wrong with the name "Eagly"?

  Smoke : For a pet eagle? Are you serious?

• Peacemaker : I hate to do this. You seem like a nice kid.

  Raiden : What makes you think you'll get the better of me?

• Peacemaker : Y'know I'm armed to the teeth.

  Reiko : Not that it will matter.

• Peacemaker : So lizards *are* hiding among us!

  Reptile : That's a myth, born of fear.

• Peacemaker : [Peacemaker 1]  The helmet. Which one of us wears it better?

  Peacemaker : [Peacemaker 2]  I do, numb nuts.

• Peacemaker : [Peacemaker 1]  If you pumped more iron, you'd lose that puffy middle.

  Peacemaker : [Peacemaker 2]  Puffy middle? Get the fuck outta here.

• Peacemaker : Glam metal is the best music ever. Prove me wrong.

  Smoke : Whatever you say, old timer.

• Peacemaker : How do I know I can trust you?

  Reptile : Zaterrans don't speak with forked tongues, human.

• Peacemaker : I need a helmet that rocks lightning like your amulet.

  Raiden : Aren't you worried that would fry your brain?

• Peacemaker : A vow of chastity? No way. I'd explode.

  Tanya : Or you could just grow up.

• Peacemaker : You're a pus-filled cyst in the ass of peace.

  Reiko : What will it take for you to be silent?

• Peacemaker : After this, we could go back to my place...

  Tanya : How is it that you are worse than Cage?

• Nitara : What are you staring at?

  Peacemaker : Your wings. They give me the heebie jeebies.

• Peacemaker : You are many? I am fucked.

  Ermac : If that means "beaten", yes.

• Ermac : We sense your fear.

  Peacemaker : Yeah, your whole death vibe is wigging me out.