About Alex (2014)
Max Greenfield: Josh
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Quotes
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Josh : The only thing I hate more than the present is nostalgia for the past.
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Josh : Let me tell you something about Bruce Springsteen, okay? Never trust anyone who is that passionate about the state of New Jersey.
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Josh : The Japanese are the most wacked-out people on earth.
Sarah : Oh my God, you're like an 8 year-old racist.
Josh : An 8 year-old racist... Look, you cram that many people on an island, it's like a throbbing inbred hothouse of cultural miasma. Frankly, I'm surprised they don't have more fetishes.
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Josh : Sometimes things, they need to be said. And in those instances, being an asshole comes in handy.
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[last lines]
Josh : [posing for group picture] Alright, posture everyone.
Kate : [holding the camera] Uh, I'm going to need you to get a lot closer together than that.
Sarah : Okay.
Ben : Come on, come on.
[arm around Alex]
Josh : Alright. I'm going to pose a quick idea, you guys. Maybe next time we do this, it's a happy occasion.
Alex : Is there going to be a next time?
Isaac : Uh oh.
Sarah : Alex...
Kate : Okay. One, two...
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Josh : I taught you all of Calc 21 and then you went off and did better than me on the exam; I'm not teaching you how to chop wood.
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Isaac : So, what are we making, Sarah?
Sarah : We are making chilled watermelon soup and sea scallop risotto.
Josh : What? What are we making again?
Sarah : I'm sorry, can you do something helpful?
Josh : Did you say risotto?
Sarah : Can you please do something helpful?
Josh : The joint is not going to roll itself, Sarah. And I am making a magical appetizer dish that is going to make your risotto taste so much better.
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[first lines]
Night Editor : [entering] Ben. Your page's set?
Ben : Mm, yep. Almost.
[looking at picture]
Ben : Jesus, Alex.
[answering the phone]
Ben : Hello? Yes, this is him, but I'm at work. So...
Josh : [now answering his phone] Used to have a freshman roommate named "Ben", but that ass-wad hasn't called me in ages. What?
Sarah : [on her phone] And no one was there? He was... Alone? Yeah, of course he was alone. That was stupid. Yeah, I can probably get up in a couple hours. I just need a little bit of time to get out of here.
[more work gets set on her desk]
Isaac : [walking while on his phone] Well, he's gonna be okay. That's the most important thing. Okay.
[checking incoming call]
Isaac : I gotta take this. Hang on a sec... Babe? Yeah, I'm fine. Just got to the office - I'm gonna leave from there.