Chasing Fire (2013)

Roa Anthea: Kristin

Quotes 

• Kristin : Mom, I love Shane!

  Cynthia : Bullshit! I love Jesus, but I would never let him do me doggy style.

• Shane : So how come I've never seen you out with Megan before?

  Kristin : My boyfriend keeps me on a pretty short leash.

  Shane : Short leash, huh? Maybe you should bite him and runaway. Some little boy will save you, take you home and ask his mom if he can keep you.

• Megan : Did she freak out?

  Kristin : Did she freak out? No. She just bought us a couple of chocolate croissants and some lattes from Starbucks, and told us she hoped we'd have beautiful two-headed babies. Then she went to the hairdresser... of course she freaked out!

  Megan : Well I wouldn't blame her, I would have freaked out too.

  Kristin : You told me to do this and that he was hot!

  Megan : I was kidding! Not about the hot part, but still.

• Cynthia : This is all my fault. I shouldn't have gone looking for Shane.

  Kristin : Not knowing would have been better. But knowing, doesn't change a thing. Not for me.

  Cynthia : Kristin, you know, I love you. And nothing's ever going to change that. But is too much. You must end this right now. Do you understand?

• Megan : [Screaming]  He's your brother? But how?

  Kristin : My mother had sex with two men.

  Megan : Kinky!

  Kristin : Not at the same time.

• Kristin : Shane let's get out of here. Let's leave everything behind.

  Shane : What are you talking about?

  Kristin : Let's take the next flight to Machu Picchu! I heard the sunrise there is amazing.

  Shane : Are you sure?

  Kristin : We've made love. We've been shot at. And I still wanna be with you. What else do we have to go through?

  Shane : Machu Picchu, huh? That's a hell of a commitment.

  Kristin : I've already made the commitment. All we have to do is make the reservations.

• Kristin : Fuck me, big brother!

• Kristin : Where are you going anyway?

  Cynthia : Well if you must know, I have a date. A little bit of schmoozing.

  Kristin : Who is it this time?

  Cynthia : Rob... I mean, Henry. He's a nice guy, you're gonna like him. He makes mean sushi.

  Kristin : Yeah? Well tell him to keep his dragon roll to himself.

  Cynthia : Kristin, I swear...

  Kristin : And don't forget to bring rubber, just in case.

  Cynthia : My God! Who are you? You're nasty.

  [Puts on lipstick] 

  Cynthia : There will be no screwing in this family. We're screwed up enough.

• Shane : Did you know that a female firefly chooses a mate based on the pattern of light that the male firefly emits? So if she likes what she sees, she sends back a pattern of light, specifically designed just for that male.

  Kristin : [Kristin switches her flashlight on and off]  What do you think about that?

  Shane : I think you're an expert already.

  Kristin : So,now that we're here all alone, away from everybody else, what do you wanna do?

• Kristin : So what part of the world are you planning to see with this bimbo? I knew you had an interest in ancient ruins, but I didn't know you wanted to date them!

• Cynthia : I know I haven't always been the best mom in the world, but I love you. Both of you.

  Shane : What do you mean both of us?

  Kristin : She means... You tell him.

  Cynthia : Shane, she's your sister.

• Shane : So are you ready?

  Kristin : For what?

  Shane : We're gonna set sail. Tonight, we're gonna see the world. Well, at least what we can in one night anyway.

• Kristin : Shane, I'm beginning to think, I know less about you than I should.

  Shane : I'm the guy you made a pact with to see the world remember?

  Kristin : Didn't know I was making a deal with devil.

  Shane : I promise, I'm not the devil, but I do like his style though.

  [Kristin is not amused] 

  Shane : Alright, from now on, no lies, no pretending, no secrets.

• Kristin : Nothing could have prepared me for what happened. Looking back now the events that took place keep repeating itself over and over again in my head. Nothing still entirely makes much sense. But the thing I still can't grasp most of all is. Why me?

• Kristin : Think about your competitive advantage. There maybe a lot of good musicians, but you're way hotter than most of them. And you give women nervous poo.

  Shane : Wait, so you're saying, I give women nervous poo, but I'm not good enough?

  Kristin : Needs a little work here and there.

  Shane : I'm gonna bite you.