- Mike Baxter: Everybody gives these athletes a lot of slack. It doesn't do them any good. I mean 99% of these kids will never play for a pro team, or even the Cleveland Browns.
- Ed Alzate: Don't knock the Browns, Mike. If it weren't for them, the Bengals fans wouldn't have anyone to make fun of.
- Ed Alzate: So now you're down on your quarterback. Even though he and Mandy have a date tonight.
- Mike Baxter: How do you know that?
- Ed Alzate: Mandy and I are Facebook pals. I asked her to be my friend, she said yes. We call it friending.
- Mike Baxter: You should call it frightening.
- Ed Alzate: Mandy has thousands of friends on the world wide web.
- Mike Baxter: And as a parent, you're always going to be frightened that one of them is a weird, old man.