- Dez: [about the old typewriter] I'll take it, Trish! I'm sure to win the contest with this.
- Chuck: [appearing in the door opening] Not so fast, Red!
- Dez: Chuck!
- Chuck: I entered the contest too.
- Dez: You're wasting your time, Chuck. I'm gonna win this short story contest.
- Chuck: You wish. My story's so short, you can see its feet on its driver's license.
- Dez: My story's so short, it's not allowed to go on any carnival rides.
- Chuck: My story's so short, when it sits on a dime, its feet don't touch the ground.
- Dez: My story's so short, that it's...! Um... that it's, uh...
- Chuck: I think I smell smoke. Must be your brain on overdrive.
- Chuck: I hope you're prepared to lose that contest, Dez-aster. 'Cause I'm gonna write the coolest story ever.
- Dez: Please. My story's so cool, it's gonna host the next Winter Olympics.
- Chuck: My story's so cool, when my air conditioner breaks, I stand next to my story to cool down.
- Dez: Yeah, well, my story's so cool, because everything I write with my magic typewriter, comes true.
- [gasps as he realizes his mistake]
- [last lines]
- Dez: I'm gonna win the cake baking contest.
- Chuck: Not so fast, Red! I'm gonna win, 'cause I bake the sweetest cakes.
- Dez: Please. My cake's so sweet, you get a cavity just by looking at it.
- Chuck: Yeah? My cake's so sweet, my grandma wants to squeeze its cheeks every time she sees it.
- Dez: My cake's so sweet, instead of having a sweet sixteen party, girls have a 'my cake' sweet sixteen party.
- Chuck: Well, my cake is so sweet, instead of having sweet sixteen parties, girls... have... my cake... sweet sixteen parties. You already said that!
- Dez: Ha! Sweet, sweet victory. Or should I say, "my cake, my cake" victory.
- Trish De la Rosa: Wait a sec; I'm Trish again!
- Austin Moon: Hey, that's great. I'm Austin again!
- Ally Dawson: [In Dez's body] I'm just so glad everything's back to normal.
- [gives Lester a hug]
- Ally Dawson: I love you, Dad.
- Lester Dawson: [Screams and runs away]
- Ally Dawson: [In Dez's body] Dad! Come back!
- Dez: [In Ally's body] Bye Mr. Dawson! You know, I'm not entirely sure everything is back to normal.
- Austin Moon: [In Dez's body] Whoa, I feel weird. What just happened?
- Trish De la Rosa: [In Ally's body] You're always weird, you doof. What else is new?
- Dez: [In Austin's body] Ally, why is Trish's voice coming out of your body?
- Ally Dawson: [In Trish's body] Austin, why is Dez's voice coming out of your body?
- Dez: [In Austin's body] Uh, 'cause I'm Dez! Ahh! I'm trapped in Austin's body!
- Trish De la Rosa: [In Ally's body] And I'm Trish! We're all trapped in each other's bodies!
- Ally Dawson: [In Trish's body] Maybe next time you should sing "I fall down down down down". Am I right?
- Trish De la Rosa: [In Ally's body] Yeah, I'm not gonna high-five you for that.
- Ally Dawson: [In Trish's body] I can't even get a high-five from myself! Am I right?