Austin & Ally (TV Series)

Freaky Friends & Fan Fiction (2013)

John Paul Green: Chuck McCoy

Quotes 

• Dez : [about the old typewriter]  I'll take it, Trish! I'm sure to win the contest with this.

  Chuck : [appearing in the door opening]  Not so fast, Red!

  Dez : Chuck!

  Chuck : I entered the contest too.

  Dez : You're wasting your time, Chuck. I'm gonna win this short story contest.

  Chuck : You wish. My story's so short, you can see its feet on its driver's license.

  Dez : My story's so short, it's not allowed to go on any carnival rides.

  Chuck : My story's so short, when it sits on a dime, its feet don't touch the ground.

  Dez : My story's so short, that it's...! Um... that it's, uh...

  Chuck : I think I smell smoke. Must be your brain on overdrive.

• Chuck : I hope you're prepared to lose that contest, Dez-aster. 'Cause I'm gonna write the coolest story ever.

  Dez : Please. My story's so cool, it's gonna host the next Winter Olympics.

  Chuck : My story's so cool, when my air conditioner breaks, I stand next to my story to cool down.

  Dez : Yeah, well, my story's so cool, because everything I write with my magic typewriter, comes true.

  [gasps as he realizes his mistake] 

• [last lines] 

  Dez : I'm gonna win the cake baking contest.

  Chuck : Not so fast, Red! I'm gonna win, 'cause I bake the sweetest cakes.

  Dez : Please. My cake's so sweet, you get a cavity just by looking at it.

  Chuck : Yeah? My cake's so sweet, my grandma wants to squeeze its cheeks every time she sees it.

  Dez : My cake's so sweet, instead of having a sweet sixteen party, girls have a 'my cake' sweet sixteen party.

  Chuck : Well, my cake is so sweet, instead of having sweet sixteen parties, girls... have... my cake... sweet sixteen parties. You already said that!

  Dez : Ha! Sweet, sweet victory. Or should I say, "my cake, my cake" victory.