Austin & Ally (TV Series)
Freaky Friends & Fan Fiction (2013)
Calum Worthy: Dez Wade
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Quotes
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Dez : [about the old typewriter] I'll take it, Trish! I'm sure to win the contest with this.
Chuck : [appearing in the door opening] Not so fast, Red!
Dez : Chuck!
Chuck : I entered the contest too.
Dez : You're wasting your time, Chuck. I'm gonna win this short story contest.
Chuck : You wish. My story's so short, you can see its feet on its driver's license.
Dez : My story's so short, it's not allowed to go on any carnival rides.
Chuck : My story's so short, when it sits on a dime, its feet don't touch the ground.
Dez : My story's so short, that it's...! Um... that it's, uh...
Chuck : I think I smell smoke. Must be your brain on overdrive.
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Chuck : I hope you're prepared to lose that contest, Dez-aster. 'Cause I'm gonna write the coolest story ever.
Dez : Please. My story's so cool, it's gonna host the next Winter Olympics.
Chuck : My story's so cool, when my air conditioner breaks, I stand next to my story to cool down.
Dez : Yeah, well, my story's so cool, because everything I write with my magic typewriter, comes true.
[gasps as he realizes his mistake]
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[last lines]
Dez : I'm gonna win the cake baking contest.
Chuck : Not so fast, Red! I'm gonna win, 'cause I bake the sweetest cakes.
Dez : Please. My cake's so sweet, you get a cavity just by looking at it.
Chuck : Yeah? My cake's so sweet, my grandma wants to squeeze its cheeks every time she sees it.
Dez : My cake's so sweet, instead of having a sweet sixteen party, girls have a 'my cake' sweet sixteen party.
Chuck : Well, my cake is so sweet, instead of having sweet sixteen parties, girls... have... my cake... sweet sixteen parties. You already said that!
Dez : Ha! Sweet, sweet victory. Or should I say, "my cake, my cake" victory.
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Trish De la Rosa : Wait a sec; I'm Trish again!
Austin Moon : Hey, that's great. I'm Austin again!
Ally Dawson : [In Dez's body] I'm just so glad everything's back to normal.
[gives Lester a hug]
Ally Dawson : I love you, Dad.
Lester Dawson : [Screams and runs away]
Ally Dawson : [In Dez's body] Dad! Come back!
Dez : [In Ally's body] Bye Mr. Dawson! You know, I'm not entirely sure everything is back to normal.
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Austin Moon : [In Dez's body] Whoa, I feel weird. What just happened?
Trish De la Rosa : [In Ally's body] You're always weird, you doof. What else is new?
Dez : [In Austin's body] Ally, why is Trish's voice coming out of your body?
Ally Dawson : [In Trish's body] Austin, why is Dez's voice coming out of your body?
Dez : [In Austin's body] Uh, 'cause I'm Dez! Ahh! I'm trapped in Austin's body!
Trish De la Rosa : [In Ally's body] And I'm Trish! We're all trapped in each other's bodies!
