Suicide for Beginners (2022)

Sara Tomko: Mia

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Quotes 

• [Garrett has a noose wrapped around his throat] 

  Mia : What's with the neckwear there, buddy?

  Garrett : Oh this. Well, I guess you decided to hang yourself in the end out of guilt. It's a classic.

  Mia : I don't think I did decide to do that. I think I'd remember that.

  Garrett : Vegetables do weird things to people's brains. You should stop eating them.

• [Abigail cries pitifully] 

  Mia : I think Abigail will calm down if you if you take the gag out of her mouth.

  Rick : Nooo!

  Garrett : No way.

  [Abigail cries even more loudly] 

  Barry : I'm going to watch you die. It will make me very happy to see the worms flirting with your corpse.

• [Mia, Barry, Abigail and Rick are tied up in Garrett's garage] 

  Garrett : You're landlord is psychotic.

  Mia : You're running out of chairs.

• [Mia's nail gun has run out of ammo] 

  Garrett : What now?

  Mia : I'll think of something and it will hurt.

• [last lines] 

  Mia : [to Garrett]  I'm gonna need you to sign this.

  [Mia clicks her pen] 

• [referring to her metal sculpture] 

  Mia : His name is Othore the Terrible, and he's been to hell and back to reclaim his lady rabbit.