Suicide for Beginners (2022)

Nate Panning: Rick

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Quotes 

• Rick : You know, thirty percent of Americans do commit suicide every single day.

• [the bound and gagged Abigail angrily sputters incoherently to Rick who is also tied to a chair] 

  Rick : That is so just like you to say some shit like that.

• [Rick and Abigail are arguing as Mia, bound and gagged, hops out of Garrett's house] 

  Abigail : You never even notice what's going on right under your nose!

  Rick : Are you kidding me? I'm like fucking Daredevil! Hyper aware of, you know, my shit at all times.

  Abigail : I'm hyper aware that you're an idiot!

  [Mia tries to remove her gag but is unsuccessful, then trips and falls down] 

  Rick : Is that nice? Mm-mmm.

  [Garrett emerges from the house and drags Mia back inside while Rick and Abigail continue to argue] 

• [Abigail continues to cry uncontrollably] 

  Rick : Are you kidding me? Like you've never been taken hostage and held at gunpoint before.

• [Abigail cries pitifully] 

  Mia : I think Abigail will calm down if you if you take the gag out of her mouth.

  Rick : Nooo!

  Garrett : No way.

  [Abigail cries even more loudly] 

  Barry : I'm going to watch you die. It will make me very happy to see the worms flirting with your corpse.

• [Rick tries to devise a plan for Garrett to escape without needing to kill his hostages] 

  Rick : How about you hook us each up with a gallon or two of water and maybe some straws and then hop on a plane and bomb away to a non-extradition country. Then when you land, you can call the cops and tell them where we are. Seems pretty solid, brother.

  Garrett : Name for me please some non-extradition countires.

  Rick : I'm not sure, but I feel pretty good about Venezuela or Vancouver, definitely a V country. Maybe the Vatican?

  Garrett : How is it that you don't know Vancouver is not a country?

  Rick : They didn't actually teach geography at my school and I'm a little sensitive about it, to be honest.

• Rick : This is not good! It tastes like hate!

• Rick : Dude, you lied to me? I bet you don't even own a monkey, do you?