Parks and Recreation (TV Series)
Ron and Diane (2012)
Nick Offerman: Ron Swanson
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Quotes
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Ron Swanson : Recently, I made a chair. When I was finished, I thought it was a good chair. I submitted it to the Indiana fine woodworking association, who felt it merited consideration for an award. It's been a real whirlwind.
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Leslie Knope : By Swanson standards, we're close. I know when your birthday is.
Ron Swanson : So does Baskin-Robbins.
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Ron Swanson : If you'd like to visit Europe, I like you so much I'd be willing to risk it.
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Leslie Knope : [Diane] left because of me. She's threatened by our relationship.
Ron Swanson : [laughs] That's ridiculous. I don't think of you romantically - you're pro-government, you never stop talking, and you have blonde hair. You're my worst nightmare!
Leslie Knope : Excuse me, one man's 'Worst Nightmare' is every other man's 'Total Package.'