Phineas and Ferb (TV Series)

When Worlds Collide/Road to Danville (2012)

Dan Povenmire: Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

Quotes 

• Dr. Doofenshmirtz : Yeah, sorry. No time for a trap. It's nothing personal. You see, today is the Annual Love Muffin Summer Stock Festival and I got the title role, so I have to take over the Tr-State Area by 3:30 if I want to make curtain. Uh, that doesn't... leave me much time for, you know, the trapping and the fighting; so, instead, I built this - the Trip-to-the-Desert-inator! It's going to send you to the desert, and I can get on with my day.

• Dr. Doofenshmirtz : Oh, sure, blame the victim, like you didn't know about my switch-flipping compulsion.

• Dr. Doofenshmirtz : Why do we always see cow skulls in the desert? And why do you only see the skull? Did the body die somewhere else? It makes no sense. Oh, I'm sorry. Am I talking too much for you? Fine, I'll be quiet. I can shut up. I don't have to talk all the time. It's not like I have to fill the space. If you want silence, I'll give you silence! You watch! And it's gonna be deafening! Mark my words!

• Dr. Doofenshmirtz : Hey, look how big the sun is through this magnifying glass. Ow! OW! Ow! No, really, it's huge. You should see it.

• Dr. Doofenshmirtz : You know what, Perry the Platypus, I just had my third realization of the day. I had two earlier, but I didn't share them with you. I've realized that the thing that's kept me from succeeding all these years isn't my parents not showing up for my birth. It isn't my eight-month stint as an organ-grinder monkey. It isn't the time I got my arm stuck under that boulder - also titanium now, see? It isn't ANY of those things. You know what it is? It's YOU!

• Dr. Doofenshmirtz : Oh, very clever. Take my accusing finger and point it back at ME.

• Dr. Doofenshmirtz : I'm ruthless. I have no ruths.

• Dr. Doofenshmirtz : It's your jetpack! I found it stuck in the mouth of a fiberglass dinosaur. I mean, how often does THAT happen when you really need it?

• Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz : Why do we always see cow skulls in the desert? And why do you only see the skull? Did the body die somewhere else? It makes no sense!