Lesbian Massage Club
- Video
- 2022
- 3h 24m
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- B. Skow(uncredited)
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Late and lousy
Massage porn has been booming in popularity for a decade or more, but Girlfriends Films lameduckedly launched this new series to capitalize on the phenomenon. It's a stinker.
From some reason, perhaps mere laziness, director B. Skow decided to start off with an all-sex edition: no dialogue, no characters, just sex footage for 3-1/2 hours. The vignettes start with plenty of kissing, pause for a bit of massage rubdowns and then deliver XXX lesbian sex. It's boring, very repetitive and pointless.
The success of massage porn is based on a slow, methodical tease: a massage that is not specifically sexual in nature gradually develops by the handsy masseuse into XXX action, consensual but with elements of seduction included.
The surefire formula has been ignored here, even though literally thousands of XX massage vignettes have demonstrated how it's done. Instead, three of the four vignettes are virtually identical: beginning with a pair of ladies smooching sensuously while standing up, clad in lingerie straight out of Marc Dorcel's weardrobe department in Paris. The actual massage element is perfunctory, merely a way station before standard humping takes place.
The women are quite beautiful, with big breasts and compatible pairings. For some viewers that's enough, but for me this played out in the manner of a lingerie commercial.
From some reason, perhaps mere laziness, director B. Skow decided to start off with an all-sex edition: no dialogue, no characters, just sex footage for 3-1/2 hours. The vignettes start with plenty of kissing, pause for a bit of massage rubdowns and then deliver XXX lesbian sex. It's boring, very repetitive and pointless.
The success of massage porn is based on a slow, methodical tease: a massage that is not specifically sexual in nature gradually develops by the handsy masseuse into XXX action, consensual but with elements of seduction included.
The surefire formula has been ignored here, even though literally thousands of XX massage vignettes have demonstrated how it's done. Instead, three of the four vignettes are virtually identical: beginning with a pair of ladies smooching sensuously while standing up, clad in lingerie straight out of Marc Dorcel's weardrobe department in Paris. The actual massage element is perfunctory, merely a way station before standard humping takes place.
The women are quite beautiful, with big breasts and compatible pairings. For some viewers that's enough, but for me this played out in the manner of a lingerie commercial.
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- lor_
- Dec 13, 2022
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- Lesbian Massage Club 1
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