- Sam Evans: My art teacher thinks I'm some kind of genius like the ugly guy in "Shine" except with macaroni.
- Blaine Anderson: If we all share musical shame with each other, we could all become a more cohesive team for regionals.
- Santana Lopez: I don't even think you need all of these beauty products Rachel because they're not really having the desired effect, unless your goal is to look like a reject from the "Shahs of Sunset."