- Sue Sylvester: [to Santana] What is with you glee club ex-pats? Don't you have jobs. You have to have some source of income so you can pay the staff of scientists who service your teleporters that you all clearly on since you're constantly showing up here.
- Kurt Hummel: [to Rachel] You are a diva. And you have been a nightmare, but you're not a diva because you're a nightmare. You're a diva because you're talented, and ambitious, and because no one else in the world can do what you, Rachel Berry, can do. That's what being a diva's all about. Being an original. One of a kind. So hold the nightmare, but bring the diva.
- Brittany S. Pierce: [to Santana] I think you need to be somewhere that's as big and as hot as you are. It's okay to follow your dreams.
- Tina Cohen-Chang: I have more diva in my little finger than you have in your whole angry inch, Wade-Unique.
- Tina Cohen-Chang: In honor of "Diva Week", let's just cut the crap and keep it real. Tina Cohen-Chang deserves better. I got upstaged yet again by Santana, and she doesn't even go to school here.
- Blaine Anderson: [to Tina] Why are you acting so pissed off?
- Tina Cohen-Chang: Because I get it now. A diva doesn't settle for less than what she wants and she won't apologize for wanting it. And I can't get that here, so next time, don't come crawling back to me. I'm all out of soup.
- Blaine Anderson: That seems a little... crazy.
- Tina Cohen-Chang: No. That seems a little Tina Cohen-Chang. Respect.