Phineas and Ferb (TV Series)

The Mom Attractor/Cranius Maximus (2012)

Maulik Pancholy: Baljeet Tjinder, Additional Voices

Quotes 

• Phineas : So, Baljeet, how many subatomic particles do you suppose are in that dandelion?

  Baljeet : [weighing the dandelion in his hand]  Hmm. Two point seven-three-two times ten to the 26th power of particles, but I could not tell you the exact location of any of them because of the Heisenberg uncertainty principle.

• Phineas : Hey, Baljeet! Can I talk to you for a second?

  Baljeet : Of course! I will just use small words.

• [repeated line when brain stimulator is removed] 

  Baljeet : Something is different.

• Phineas : Well, remember when we all made those life-sized stuffed models of ourselves this morning?

  Baljeet : No.

  Ferb : It pays to show up on time.

  Baljeet : I will get an alarm clock.

• Baljeet : You see, the greatest impediment to making astronomical observations is our atmosphere. It is like looking through pea soup; so, to make our terrestrial telescopes more effective, I'm going to take all of the Earth's atmosphere and put it on the moon!

  Phineas : [shocked]  Uh...

  Isabella : [stunned]  I don't, uh...

  Buford : Sounds suffocatey.

  Baljeet : Ah, I will disintegrate THAT bridge when I come to it.

• Buford : [wearing the brain stimulator]  I used my now vastly superior intellect to build the world's largest weggie machine!

  [the others step away from Baljeet] 

  Baljeet : Boy, you try to eliminate the atmosphere ONE TIME...