Family Guy (TV Series)

Internal Affairs (2012)

Alex Borstein: Lois Griffin

Quotes 

• Chris Griffin : Does the Swanson divorce mean that I have to go live with Grandma and Grandpa?

  Lois Griffin : No, Chris, it does not. That doesn't even make any sense.

• Lois Griffin : What a great day for Joe and Bonnie. This is Kevin's first birthday since he came home from Iraq.

  Chris Griffin : Why does Kevin always sit at the bus stop, but never gets on a bus?

  Lois Griffin : Please don't bring that up. Don't bring anything he does up.

• Lois Griffin : Peter, I can't believe you would encourage Joe to have an affair.

  Peter Griffin : Look, Lois, it's in the Bible.

  Lois Griffin : What's in the Bible?

  Peter Griffin : I... I don't know. Doesn't that always cover it somehow?