The Bullwinkle Show (TV Series)

Crash Drive or Oedipus Wrecks/Fender Benders or The Asphalt Bungle (1960)

Bill Scott: Bullwinkle J. Moose, Benson, Bead, Bangle, Bauble, Dudley Do-Right, Additional Voices

Quotes 

• Rocket J. Squirrel : You just saw a mirage, Bullwinkle.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Hmm?

  Rocket J. Squirrel : You know what a mirage is.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Sure, it's where you park your car.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : No, it's an optical illusion, your eyes are playing tricks on you.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : They wouldn't do that, they're friends of mine.

• [Boris and Natasha rides past Rocky and Bullwinkle in a limousine going out of control] 

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Now look at that, Rock. I suppose you'll tell me that's a mirage.

  [the cannonball Boris fired earlier hits the limousine and it explodes] 

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : What do you know? Heh heh. Guess it was.