- The Doctor: Hello Ponds! Checking in! How are you?
- [the Doctor is ambushed by an army of Sontarans while carrying a surfboard]
- The Doctor: Not much to report. Surfed the fire falls of Floral 9.
- [the Doctor throws the surfboard onto a river of lava and jumps down after it]
- The Doctor: Not deliberately. Just the easiest way out. Met Mata Hari in a Paris hotel room.
- [the Doctor is warming a crumpet at a fireplace as Mata enters the room and undresses]
- The Doctor: What an interesting woman.
- [the Doctor is then in a recording studio]
- The Doctor: Laid down some backing vocals...
- [the Doctor is inside the Tardis fixing the console]
- The Doctor: ...I should be with you any day now... literally any day. Helmet Regulator's playing up.
- [Amy and Rory are at home in the kitchen having glasses of wine and listening to the Doctor's message on the phone's answering machine]
- The Doctor: [voice only] Can't get the temporal steering right... Oh dear. I seemed to have collided with Ancient Greece.
- [the Doctor is heard screaming and Rory presses the DELETE button on the machine]
- Amy Pond: [raising a toast with Rory] The Doctor.