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Rachael : So this is weird.
Adam : Right? I mean normally I don't date- I mean, I date. I don't do the online dating date thing normally. That's not really for me. I always thought it was reserved for serial killers and rapists- which I am not a rapist cause I would never rape anyone cause I'm not a rapist.
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Rachael : [Regarding the Black Man and White Woman holding hands] A hundred years from now our world is gonna be half ghetto.
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Rachael : [Regarding an Asian Woman entering the restaurant] Oh, great. So I guess I should run out to the parking lot and make sure my car didn't just get all banged up.
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Rachael : If you want a guy with money you need to find yourself a nice Jew or a little China Man.
Adam : OK, I'm gonna be totally straight with you. Sometimes some of the stuff you say sounds a little...
Rachael : -honest?
Adam : No, I was gonna say racist.
Rachael : Just because I am well aware of my surroundings does not make me racist.
[Regarding the Black Man sitting down behind Adam]
Rachael : Watch your wallet.
Adam : OK, like that! Why should I have to watch my wallet? Just because there's a Black Man sitting behind me-
[He notices Rachael take off her jacket and reveal her chest]
Adam : -oh my god I wanna push those things together and ride them like two Yorkies I want to lick them.
Rachael : It is so warm in here I am sweating like a slave.
Adam : Jesus! Like that! How do you say stuff like that and sleep at night?
