Holliston (TV Series)

Joe's Soda (2013)

Dee Snider: Lance Rockett

Quotes 

• Lance Rockett : Fake Eddie Van Halen is passing a kidney stone so the band is on hiatus until he pops that sucker out.

  Adam : How metal.

  Lance Rockett : Kidney stones are not metal. Lance Rockett always says, "Drink plenty of water, watch for calcium build-up, and stay in school." Words I live by. That, and... "Always shave the taint."

• Lance Rockett : On second thought, maybe I should go see if Fake Eddie needs any help passing that stone through his... penis. Penis. PENIIII-IS- YEAH!